A fully harnessed hotdog printed on chest. No punchline. Just facts.
Because coping is a spectrum, and yours happens to involve meat in tactical gear. Wear it to class. Wear it to court. Wear it when nothing else makes sense.
Product features - Shoulder tape for enhanced durability - Seamless design to reduce waste - Ribbed knit collar retains shape - Ethically sourced 100% US cotton - Dual printing techniques for vibrant designs
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
